Everybody wants to their kid to be one of the cool kids.
I remember back to high school watching a few guys roll up and think how cool they were.
I still walk into work some days and see some guys coming in and think how cool they are.
Why are they so cool? They ride motorcycles.
I want a cool kid. So I am starting Jake off right!
I just need to give him a good street name so that that all the 2 year olds in the neighborhood and at daycare know not to mess with him.