Whats New?

I have been asked that question a lot lately. It's a weird question. Its a three sided question. You want to say "nothing" but in your head know you sound boring, you want to say something but there rarely is, and thirdly its really just a conversation starter or figure of speech and the other person isn't really asking for an answer.

So what do you do? Sound like you have no life, make something up and lie, or just slide past it and move on.

Somebody asked me "Whats new?" the other the day. I just said, "I've been trying to eat more Mayo."