Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Points to Ponder

This morning when I was eating pizza for breakfast I figured the best way for me to get fast is just be a clyde. I raced all year at 195-200 lbs and if I just gave up I could easily be a borderline clyde. Then, I could be a top 3 racer clyde without hardly trying.


Also, nobody talks bad about clydes being clydes. Everyone says how awesome it is that the big dudes can ride like that. So, to sum it up, I could be one of the fast guys and everyone would think I am awesome.

7 comments:

GARAGE864 said...

Eat up brother.....want to see you on the podium.
The Beech is only 5 months away.

Steve said...

I'll always think you're awesome.

P-Rod said...

Hey, I'm a clyde! Don't go thinking clydes hardly try or don't train. Granted, I'm sure there are some that put forth less effort than others, but just cause we're big boys doesn't mean we aren't out there training and logging mile after mile.

Josh B said...

I know Paul... I was hoping that post was dripping with sarcasm.

"As I was eating pizza for breakfast..."

ronko said...

I agree with you Josh. If only they had expert Clyde. I could totally dominate!

CTB said...

Clyde is only 200 in AZ. You could be cool out here tomorrow, winning handfuls of medals and keep your slacker status at Wors. Two birds, one stone....

P-Rod said...

I figured there was some sarcasm in there, but the dietary benefits (or lack there of) are kind of nice. You can still eat all of the tasty foods because you've got to make weight. Including pizza for breakfast. Too bad there's no comp clyde any longer.